REAL CONVERSATION: Two women walking down a street

The text below consists of a conversation between two individuals recorded surreptitiously. This recording took place while walking along Kirkland St. in Cambridge between two women.

(car passes)

woman 1: I've gotten [garbled] sizes before

woman 2: ok.

woman 1: but this wasn't your usual

woman 2: I'm sorry

woman 1: oh, it's all full... it was more like, like, boooomb: SUCH AN ASS!

(laughter)

(car passes)

woman 1: it was like, maybe it's, like, this pair just got cut wrong.

woman 2: yeah

woman 1: But no! no! no! no! no! My ass just landed(?) that way!

(laughter)

woman 1: Aparantly.

(car passes - garbled)

woman 2: Well, maybe that'll make you feel a little better

woman 1: I... There are some clothes - and I don't think (garbled) I kid you not, I mean their sizing just makes no sense. I mean no sense at all.

Women take side street. Recording ends.